31 Day Blog Challenge: If I Won the Lottery…

Given the global economic climate, I need to know exactly what this imaginary jackpot is worth before I start to fake buy my heart’s desires. Is this lottery bigger than the USD$9.1 million that Mr. Adjo promised me??? Cause I haven’t seen a penny of that money yet.

Seriously though, to win the lottery, I’d have to play. With confidence, I vow to buy a ticket or two the next time the jackpot climbs to a crazy no-one-person-can-spend-all-that-money amount. I never do because my brain is wired to forget when the numbers for the lotto are drawn.

However, should my as yet unknown great-uncle decide to bequeath me his riches instead of leaving it all to his pet parrot (I have a whole backstory, y’all), I’d:

  • retire from anything I consider to be working for the man.
  • put aside a portion of my winnings to secure the financial future of my family.
  • extend a helping hand to people, charities, NGOs so that others could benefit from my windfall too.
  • take care of elephants.
  • buy that cottage by the sea.
  • have the world’s most magical library.
  • buy a Range Rover.
  • travel everywhere.
  • hire a celebrity trainer to get my butt to look like it did when I was 20.

Clearly, I ain’t cut out for the life of the rich and soon to be bankrupt. I have a paltry list of ten things that I’d do if I had more money than I could count. Shouldn’t I have included a tiara or a bikini covered in Swarovski crystals??

What would you do if you won the lottery?

5 thoughts on “31 Day Blog Challenge: If I Won the Lottery…

  1. Take care of elephants – love that. I think it depends how much you win. If I won mega bucks I’d make sure our families were looked after etc. I’d want to do some good too so definitely charity work.

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